Summary of several shifts

Because some of the things that happened are quite unique, I'm going to hold off on posting any finer details and just provide a summary list.

What I have encountered in the last several shifts weeks on L&D:

A cord prolapse that mysteriously disappeared
Hep C+
Drug seeking behavior
HIV+ and Hep C+
Prodromal labor with morphine rest
Surprise 10 lb baby born vaginally
Eclamptic seizures

Oh, and some nice, normal vaginal births too!